Tonight are the Oscars.
  • Normal person: Tonight are the Oscars! There are so many good films nominated this year I am so interested which one will win.
  • Me: SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WILL BE THERE ON THE RED CARPET WEARING THAT SUIT OH MY GOD
  • my thoughts during school: lol penis lol
  • my thoughts when im trying to go the fuck to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy . it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well